Bespoke Therapeutic Audio Story
Relationship Insights — Understand your current dynamics, patterns, and challenges in love and relationships.
Relationship Insights — Understand your current dynamics, patterns, and challenges in love and relationships.
Discover your life, your timing, and your relationships like never before. This is a highly personalized, immersive audio experience crafted from your astrology chart — available for just 21 people.
Limited Edition: 21 Bespoke Audio Experiences
There are only 21 bespoke sessions available in total, across both the Natal Promise and Relationship experiences.
While I’ve set aside around 10 spaces for Natal Promise and 11 for Relationship, this isn’t a strict divide — it simply depends on demand.
Once all 21 sessions are booked, the series will close.
Each story is designed to uncover your potential, highlight life patterns, helping you navigate love, relationships, and personal growth.
A therapeutic storytelling experience designed to help you process emotions, rediscover meaning, and reconnect with your personal story.
Each bespoke audio is created to feel emotionally restorative — immersive, reflective, and uniquely yours.
You’re not just buying a product; you’re co-participating in something that helps you heal the theme of “I can’t have relationships”.
Deliverables:
Timeframe: 4–6 weeks per client
Niche: Personalized, astrology-based, healing-oriented narrative audio.
£525
“Only a limited (21 between both offerings of natal promise and realtionship analysis) audios will be created between November 2025 and April 2027 — each one is a personalized, sound-designed narrative crafted around your natal chart.”
Please fill out the form below to help guide your audio session.
Each bespoke audio is a personalised, immersive experience that blends storytelling, sound design, and astrology. It’s written and produced uniquely for you, using your natal chart (or a key relationship chart) as creative inspiration. The result is a reflective, emotionally resonant story that helps you gain perspective and feel connected to your own journey.
Unlike a spoken astrology report, this is a storytelling experience — not just information, but a narrative you can feel. It combines archetypal symbolism from your chart with emotional storytelling, sound, and character to help you process experiences in a more intuitive, heart-led way.
No, it’s not a substitute for therapy, but it can be deeply therapeutic — helping you reflect, feel understood, and reconnect with your inner story.
Both are therapeutic in nature; it simply depends on what feels most alive for you right now.
Your bespoke audio story is typically 45–60 minutes (typically around 50 minutes long) plus you’ll receive either a 1,500-word written reflection or a companion audio explanation (30–45 minutes), depending on the option you choose.
Each story takes 4–6 weeks to create, from the time your details and questionnaire are received. You’ll receive milestone updates along the way, and the final delivery will be sent securely via your Payhip portal.
For the Natal Promise audio: your date, time, and place of birth.
For the Relationship audio: both individuals’ birth details (if available).
You’ll also complete a short reflection form to share what’s currently meaningful or challenging for you — this helps shape the story’s tone and emotional focus.
Absolutely. All information you provide is confidential and used solely for the creative process. No personal data or chart information is shared or reused elsewhere.
Because each story is custom-created and involves weeks of writing and sound design, revisions aren’t possible after production begins. However, your initial form ensures that your vision and tone are captured clearly from the start.
Due to the personalised nature of this service, refunds cannot be offered once work begins. If there’s ever a technical issue with delivery, it will be resolved promptly.
This series is limited to 21 clients only ( starting in November 2025 between 1/2 people per month until April 2027). Once those are booked, new commissions will close. You can join the waitlist to be notified if future editions open beyond April 2027.